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Null Devices Since 2008, Piradian has had a rich history of putting null devices into the hands of the people who need them most. Each null device is handcrafted by sandwich artists, and then painstakingly tested by volunteers and bankers. This careful process has led us to become the market leader for null devices. If you buy one somewhere else, you're a fool. What, then, is the proper application of a Piradian Null Device? Well nothing, really. It's just they're incredibly useful for everything from making computer backups to figuring out how to respond to your in-laws' invitation to stay in your home for a week. We have two models, which are basically the same, but one comes in white, and one comes in black:
Our null devices are the best in the industry, because each one is tested by volunteers to conform to established international standards for content, weight, purity, and function. The function of the null device is crucial to its proper operation in mission critical environments. Therefore, we rigorously test each unit's function against not only international standards, but our own in-house torture test:
When we get nothing, we're sure it's something. A null device from Piradian also makes a great gift. Our null devices blend into any mantle instantly, and do not detract from the overall "look and feel" of the room. Feng Shui experts recommend at least one in every room for maximum household clarity. Imagine her surprise when she opens that tiny box and sees what's inside! Imagine her shock when she learns how little you paid to bring her the best. And when she hears it's from Piradian, she will thank you in creative ways. "Aw, there's no need to thank me, baby. It's nothing." (Backordered, please check back.) |
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